A Few Things You’ll Never Hear In The Mma World – Anderson Silva
A few things you’ll never hear in the MMA world (feel free to add your own quotes at the end).
“Another dominating performance by Ken Shamrock.”
“Who’s the young guy?”—One fan to another as Dan Severn enters the ring
“Thanks for coming out tonight. I’m glad I could give all the fans a great fight.”—Kalib Starnes
“Did you see Jenna Jameson? She looks so much better than she did in her porn days.”
“And now, light-heavyweight champion of the world….Tito Ortiz.”
“Another disappointing loss for Fedor.”
“Winner by (insert any submission technique here)…Kimbo Slice.”
“Hi, I’m Tank and I’ll be your personal trainer.”
“And the Oscar goes to…Randy Couture.”
“Did you see Chuck’s six-pack?”
“Brock, would you like to go to the gym and work out?”—Miguel Torres
“I totally remember the Wanderlei fight.”—Keith Jardine
“As always, we’re giving the fans what they want.”—Gary Shaw
“Due to the overwhelming response by the fans, I’ve decided to write a second book.”—Tito Ortiz
“Excuse me sir, please watch your language.”—Dana White
“This fight really scares me.”—Anderson Silva’s trainer
“Hi, I’m Mr. Jackson and I’ll be your driving instructor today.”
“I refuse to be a showboat in the ring.”—Frank Shamrock
“Ya know, he didn’t really hit that hard.”—Rashad Evans after UFC 88
“Honey, do you know where all of my EliteXC DVD’s are?”
“The time off really helped my game.”—Evan Tanner
